Ultimate Asshole: While rumors of his tone deafness are unsubstantiated, his left hand remains permanently numb from a freak accident involving a welding iron, capacitors, and his tube amplifier.
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Moonman: Founder of the Greece's famous band, Moonman and the Plate Throwers... Believes Ouzo should be available in IV form.
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Bottom Scrawler: Came to UATA after repeated (and repeated and repeated) failed attempts at joining The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, and Lawrence Welk... Currently blacklisted by Ticketmaster.
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Bumming A Fag: Received a scholarship to New York's prestigious Julliard School of Music only to be expelled the first week.
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Rub A Dub: Believes that miscellaneous percussion instruments such as tambourines & cowbells do indeed have a place in the bedroom.
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Pounders Pal: Joined UATA after splitting from the Dancing With The Stars Orchestra, citing "Artistic Differences." His favourite Muppet is Animal - go figure.
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